![]() It’s a cool action sequence, a lotta stuff goes boom! But there’s time enough for that later. I don’t want this movie to start in Qatar. I don’t care about how the Pentagon would want to deal with the threat of Alien Transforming Robots. We’re always being whisked away from the heart of this story to deal with characters that there is NO REASON TO DEAL WITH. But without any of that craft on the part of the writing. His character is essentially an old school Matthew Broderick character. Now, as cool as the military action was… It kills Shia’s storyline. I heard that this was supposed to be a story about a boy and his car… that happens to be a robot. We’re introduced to them through characters that are too numerable.Īs with most of Michael Bay’s films there’s the story-telling shorthand of trying to constantly tell the BIGGER STORY. And here, this isn’t a TRANSFORMERS story, it’s a human story involving Transformers. TRANSFORMERS as a story-telling epic, never really blew me away. Peter Cullen’s Optimus’ narration – as awesome as it was – felt like shabbily handled exposition. All of their dialogue felt as though it were an after-thought. That said… as awesome as all of that is… I just can’t help, but notice how shabbily the Transformers were treated as characters. ILM moved a shitload of pretty pixels in the making of this thing. The images of Robot carnage and destruction are just awesome. On a single viewing, I was utterly exhausted. Robosaurus is a blissfully retarded idea that delivers 100% right before your eyes.īay’s TRANSFORMERS puts so much moving stuff on-screen that it literally wore my eyes out. That said – I really do see Robosaurus and TRANSFORMERS as two different things. The rain made it feel epic – and in the end… it just was magic. He was cheesy perfection! He ate cars, shot flames and had the most hilarious announcer ever. Hey folks, Harry here… I’m not quite sure what to think of Michael Bay’s TRANSFORMERS. ![]()
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